Friday, March 2, 2012

Funny Story

Pretty sure I haven't blogged this one. It came up again yesterday and is always a good story.

Last pregnancy i got tests results back saying I tested positive for TWO things. Strep B and . . . as I looked over the lab work the only other possibility was gonorrhea.
I looked at my husband and said, "I am sorry, I think I may have given you gonorrhea. I can't believe the things you can get when you are pregnant." HIS FACE - poor guy.

Me: "Isnt that one of those diseases you get from drinking the water in Africa?"

Him: "No it's and STD."

Me even more confused.

I didn't know what to say. I just knew what the paper said.

Him: "Great, people ask 'how did you get gonorrhea?' And I get to look at at people and tell them 'My pregnant wife.'"

I just laughed because I didn't know what else to do. I couldn't believe the CRAP women have to go through when they are pregnant. I recall laughing and crying all at the same time.

Eventually, I am not sure when. . . I figured it out.

Don't worry . . . I am naive and a dork. I did not have it. Just strep B. Oh but the look on your hubby's face when you HONESTLY think you gave him a nasty disease PRICELESS!